fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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57935 / 20 Jul 14/ source

laura-thesedays:

SIGNAL BOOST THIS NEWS! Seriously, how come this isn’t all over tumblr? Angelina Jolie presided over the largest ever global anti-rape summit. She is using her celebrity for good. She is addressing rape in wartime and in conflict zones, which is where it is perpetuated on the most massive scale and in which context always has been used as a weapon.

Feminists of tumblr should get behind this woman. Let’s stop the perpetual erasure and trivialization of women in the media through their sexualization and start looking at the work that they do. Her acts here are easily in danger of being eclipsed by her image in the tabloids which is more concerned with her relationship to Brad Pitt and the fact that she is a sex symbol than the important feminist work that she is performing RIGHT NOW. 

I am such a fan of this lady… and she does not deserve to be trivialized for being a woman, a sex symbol, and a celebrity. Here, she is working for social justice for women all over the world. She’s doing what’s right.

170683 / 20 Jul 14/ source

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

29728 / 20 Jul 14/ source

pallidbirth:

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

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what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go

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213862 / 20 Jul 14/ source

koukouvayia:

endure it until you’re crapping and bleeding’

1273 / 20 Jul 14/ source / -tw

vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country

yungdong:

me in different colors

12964 / 20 Jul 14/ source

missalyssaerin:

The bathroom tiles at the Detroit Zoo are the aesthetic.

6866 / 20 Jul 14/ source

aragaki:

ododoki:

joseph egging dio’s house every halloween and dio fails to catch him every time

dio: who could do this YEAR after YEAR
joseph: maybe someone with.. eggspierence?
dio: yes but who?
joseph: maybe someone who thinks you cant take a yolk?
dio: yes but WHO?
joseph: ok listen

769 / 20 Jul 14/ source

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

236185 / 20 Jul 14/ source
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